Tuesday, June 24, 2008

James Dobson Attacks Obama, Round II

First, anti-Obama-ites tried to paint Obama with the Muslim brush, but that coating only sticks to ignorance, so only West Virginia and parts of Kentucky were affected.

And you can't just go around calling someone an Uppity Negro these days.

So now James Dobson, whack-a-doo leader of Focus on the Family, is trying to bring his Christian-a-bility into question by saying "I think he’s deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology."

But Dobson's an evangelical, and by definition is the very poster boy for "confused theology." And taking it a step farther, Obama expresses an openness to others' beliefs, where Dobson's base belief is that anyone who does not believe exactly what he believes is going to hell and must be stopped.

If you're not familiar with Dobson and Focus on the Family, do a search for their site (I will not relinquish a link). Remember the Spongebob Squarepants homosexual agenda? That's him. Ever see a "God hates fags" sign? That's evangelicals. They have uneducated parents schooling their kids at home, teaching the Bible word-for-word-for-truth and want creationism in the science curriculum.

They are so against anything having to do with homosexuality, you can only imagine that it's reactance to a view of reality like an acid trip gone wrong, a nightmare landscape populated with pulsing, erupting, ossified penises, leather-clad bears, and women who play softball, always encroaching on their space, threatening to taint them, taint everyone, fix every bathroom with a glory hole and cover the world in lubricated condoms.

And then James wakes up with morning wood and writes a treatise. It's all very straightforward.

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