Today's Drudgery

A smattering of the stupid Drudge is linking to with smarmy comments.

• Mexican gunman fires across border toward U.S. highway workers - The bullets worked really hard but turned to run back when spotted by officials.
• Homeland Security Axes Bush-Era 'Virtual Fence' Project - There goes SecondLife Texas...
• Russia nears arms pact approval, warns on pullout - If you're pulling out of a treaty on reducing nuclear weapons, we've got a little more to worry about than you pulling out of a treaty on reducing nuclear weapons.
• Rescuers struggle as Brazil flood deaths rise - Christ the Redeemer says "Oy, what a view!"
• California says poker is the answer to budget woes - it's unclear whether they are speaking of prostitution or card games. Poke 'er in the rear; lick 'er in the front!
• Judge rules inmate 'bitten on penis by rodent' may sue - Inmate confused, already named rodent Sue; other inmates jealous, want state to fund willing rodent population. Must be mouse 'cause rats get shanked.
• Houston couple to cease and desist: Need feeding permit for homeless - No joke here; this is just what's wrong with the whole fucking state of Texas
• Pope John Paul II moves a step closer to sainthood - finding no proof he fucked any little boys, Vatican declared it a miracle.
• Minnesota Wrestling Coach Put on Leave for Reportedly Insulting Obama, Challenging Him to a Fight - Only a wrestling coach. When he heard PJPII was heading towards sainthood he replied "What about my ma? She's a saint. I'll frickin' fight 'im. I'll kick his ass."
• Fox shoots man - God's sense of humor: a literal representation of the Tuscon tragedy
• Police Describe Photos of Loughner Posing With Gun (Seriously) he was wearing a red g-string. Police speculate it was a gift from Brit Hume

Anything else we need to bitch about?