Why? He doesn't need to, of course. He's John McCain. Three syllables. No nonsense. As tight an concise as the shiny skin of his scalp.
What other reason could there be? Perhaps John McCain's full name is to be avoided?
John Sidney McCain III
Wha-what? Thurston Howell III with a middle name that might as well be Sissypants. Put that boy in knickers and a sailor cap.
Or this...

Three Flavors of McCain
Bwahahhahaha! Like we're supposed to believe that hogwash about "we're not using Obama's middle name to imply he's a muslim terrorist!"
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ReplyDeleteI can't help but notice a remarkable resemblance of the three gents in the pic to W, actually.
ReplyDeleteI suppose that makes Cindy a Lovie who dresses up like Ginger.