Almost 14 billion years ago, you were born. The Big Bang, plasma coalescing into particles, suns born and dying to create heavier elements that eventually built the framework of galaxies and the solar system and the big rock we call Earth. About 4.5 billion years ago that last bit happened and through upheavals in astronomical collisions and a Goldilocks placement and evolution from single-celled masses, life was born. 65 million years ago, a journey began that turned mammals into you. Right there. Now. A human being, reading these words.
The entirity of existence has conspired to put you right there. Right now.
You probably have more important things to be doing than reading this.
Go do it.
Yours Truly, Ricky
(sorry, having a moment. but seriously, go do it.)
No, I don't mean Republicans have suddenly found weaving as a pasttime. I'm saying that - news to none, unfortunately - the group of "candidates" we saw for the GOP last night was a terrifying spectacle.
Here's the highlights:
Everything Obama did is WRONG
Obama continues to seek to destroy American jobs and freedom and people
Republicans have, like, ideas!
All three of these points are lies.
Cherry on top last night is Batshit Bachmann entered the race. Just another reason for ignorant Republicans to claim both: 1) This female candidate is qualified AND 2) Democrats actually hate women and can't deal with female success.
Sorry Repubs: it's not a level of intelligence we're scrutinizing but a bottom-floor base of human competency.
This election is going to be the most horrid example of the American Election process most of us have ever seen. And for what it will reveal about the soul-less monsters we call conservatives, I personally welcome it.