Fuckin' Magnets, how do they work?
I started this with a little ICP because: Lawns - WTF?
Ever turn around and see something so normal and think "WTF?"
I have a lawn in the back and a lawn in the front. In general, un-abused nature, these should be small meadows. But American (+ other countries) general wisdom is that this patch of plant, when trimmed properly with a machine that eats gas, is a wonderful, beautiful, necessary part of living in a house.
(Granted, in water-poor areas, dirt and stone is fine.)
It wastes water, it wastes fuel, it adds to our garbage if bagged.
What the hell are we doing?
Why am I growing a lawn in my front yard? Why am I feeding it to make it grow and hacking the shit out of it every week or two to make it "pretty?"
I propose every lawn in America be killed and turned into a rock or sand or dirt pile in order to preserve the water we DO have at this time. To reduce the amount of pesticides and other chemicals we regularly dump into our ground water.
And then I could focus on more important things like if Weiner's cock shot is real or not.
Fuckin' lawns, how do they work?
Well, ICP, they work by eating our resources for a stupid show of vanity.