I was allowing Picasa to troll through photos on my system for a project I'm working on and found this gem.
And it is a gem.
Wingnut Alabama Judge Running For Sessions' Senate Seat
46 minutes ago
Stripes: Woohoo! Yeah! Hillary 4-ev-R!Yet Obama still wins...until the convention. Crazy bullshit in play, much politicking to go around, and Batshit McCain to spread more lies. I think we have a long way to go.
Dignified African-American (DAA): Dude!
DAA: You're on fucking national television. Behave yourself.
Stripes: Really? You're --
DAA: Do you want Hillary to lose?
"Individual songs can be heard right now," Kritsky said. "They will start chorusing over the weekend and be at their peak by June 7. By July 4, they'll be gone."
"I once measured the sound of a cicada singing in a tree at 96 decibels," Kritsky said. "That's louder than the planes flying over my Delhi Township home."
For cicadas to emerge from their 17-year subterranean slumber, the soil needs to reach 65 degrees.
As with every cicada emergence, the fundamental things about these insects apply: They do not carry disease. They do not sting or bite humans. They do not taste good.
"I ate one from the last brood in 2004," Kritsky said.
He rated the cicada for mouth feel: "Like eating something squishy from a cold can of asparagus."
And taste: "The juice from that same can."