Kids in the Hall - Gavin - Painting a Chair

Earlier this week, I was pining about Gavin painting a chair.

So instead of whining about a clip, I simply made it available. Yay!

Enjoy!

Chainsaw Maid

What more could you ask for than a chainsaw-wielding maid, dispatching zombies in claymation? Nothing.

Thank you BoingBoing.

Does McCain Know Anything?

It seems that John McCain doesn't just have trouble remembering his houses. At the National Review:

Like any limousine liberal, McCain prefers the symbolic gesture to walking the walk. In our News interview, he was asked what kind of car he drove. As with Politico’s question about home ownership, he didn’t know and had to ask a nearby aide. “A Cadillac CTS,” she told him. But then the senator was quick to point out that he had bought his daughter a Prius — the prefect halo symbol for his green pretensions.

I believe there is a slight chance that he will completely lose his mind and step beyond batshit crazy before November. Then again, that may garner him more votes.

Just no one ask him how much a gallon of milk costs.

Douchebag Humor: The Surefire Muslim Killer

I tire quickly from people - even friends - who barrage my inbox with "this is humor" and "interesting facts" that were debunked by Snopes back in '95.

Especially shit like this:

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

I have a wonderful sense of humor. This does not fall into that sphere.

I Can Fly!

Yes. Yes, you can.

When we were in Columbus, we went to the Columbus Zoo. Many more aminal pictures to come, along with some choice words about crowds and stupid people.

My Man Bag

While I was out at Little Miss Shambles' Columbus Feis, we stopped at the Irish Cultural Festival for the rest of the day and evening and I finally got myself a man bag, a.k.a. man purse. Between my honkin' Treo, house keys, car keys, and the almost-constant writing notebook and current book or two, I've been longing for this for over a year.



It is wonderful.

I just thought you should know.

This is Really Wrestling

I swear.

(shout out to my good friend Brent for making my day with this)

The Kids in the Hall - Gavin

Oh, it's been so long. I woke up this morning with a hankerin' for some Gavin (as played by Bruce McCulloch). Unfortunately, I can't find the Painting a Chair skit, so I can't expound upon how in England everyone only has one spoon. Alas, I found a substitute.

If you're not familiar, take a look. It's worth every golden second.

NBRA Billboard Bullshittery

From the National Black Republican Association:

This is a campaign like no other. With your help, we will put up 50 - that's right - 50 "Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican" billboards all over the City of Denver, while the Democratic Party is having their national convention there.

I didn't realize five people could be an association.

Seriously, though, I don't understand how an African-American could belong to a party that has a proven record and continues to strive towards the disenfranchisement of millions of low-income, minority voters.

I guess money trumps race any day.

Kitten vs. Newborn '08

Lest we forget that it's not just an Obama/McCain campaign, I'd like to take a moment to recognize the true battle raging in America today:

Brad Espisito


vs.

Frank Tambanelli


It's the classic struggle of kitten vs. newborn, the epic tail of the cute kitty vs. a baby in a suit.

Visit the sites. Watch the videos. Laugh your ass off. Thank Adult Swim.

It should come as no surprise: I'm voting for the kitty.

Yoda the Four-Eared Cat

Yoda:



...or Evil Kitty.

I do believe we'll be sticking with a feline theme today.

The Real McCain: McCain's Mansions

Warning: I felt physically ill after watching this. I just don't see how so much of America can be duped by this troll. From The Real McCain site: