This is crossposted from my rant at
All Things Democrat. I just started writing and researching and came up with too much good information for it not to be here as well. If this is paranoia and not conspiracy, it's mad uncanny.
Let's do a little focusing on China and why they're doing a little bit of scaring the hell out of me. China has a
population of 1.3 billion. They have
2.25 million active troops in their People's Liberation Army with over 7 million troops total. They are a nuclear power with a spending limit that is
growing by bounds and bounds every time we blink because their trade surplus is
skyrocketing, recently bumping $22.5 billion (our trade profile uses the word "deficit"). This has to do with our trade practices (Wal-Mart itself imports
10% of all China's products) and our invariant deafness to
still-shady human rights practices when someone's flipping a wad of Bennies in our ear.
China's feeding an already corpulent army with our fatback patronage. Some people are linking this to a history of threatening Taiwan, should they decide to get all batshit crazy and declare formal independence. So what are we doing? Surprisingly, nothing new: we've been
Taiwan's primary supplier of arms since 1979; they're asking for more and we're saying they want even more than that.
Looks like we're building our own pickle just so we can be in it.
We're feeding the beast at both ends with complete ignorance about both halves and a blind eye to the military reality of the situation. We don't see the other pieces. China, this growing behemoth, is not just hungry for wealth, but to placate the masses, they must also devour oil. And today they were
talking to Iran about becoming oil buddies. You remember Iran, who wants to wipe Israel off the planet? That country that
Senator Lieberman (I) would like to attack?
Well, Ahmadinejad in Iran talks to Nicaragua in an "
anti-US summit" and has a past of buddying up with Chavez in Venezuela (called Bushy the devil), and we call all three of them "tyrants" (or
so say the Turks). Chavez is also
deepening ties with North Korea, because they have a budding nuclear program and Chavez wants a piece of world domination. There is an apparent
improvement in ties between Iran and North Korea, and they are
both being supported by China. Russia and China are now entering their second ten-year period of "
strategic partnership," Putin's got ties with Venezuela at "
peak level," and last week
increased marine ties with Iran were the order of the day. And this was all in the news in the last two weeks.
It appears to me that there is a growing group of malcontents who are only malcontent with us. We don't really like them and they don't really like us; they put up with us because we're big. But they're getting pretty buddy-buddy - carpooling to the office, happy hour on Thursdays - and they're coming into an understanding that if they all got together, they'd be hella-strong, like Voltron on crack. And hey, if the Ro-Beast keeps driving out to the desert every weekend, why not just keep hanging out, growing ties, and pooling resources.
And pretty soon? Well, they just came to the party to drink some oil and kick some ass. And it looks like we're all out of oil.
Kate Chase is right about Russia: there is a larger picture here. It is a web that includes China, Iran, Venezuela, Nicaragua, North Korea. Syria's not entirely out of it either.
Our only hope (besides Obi-Wan Kenobi)? Doughnuts. Yes, doughnuts. The doughnut chains are
making it to China. Our best bet is to allow the delicious yet deadly pastries to infiltrate the country and hope fat travels like the clap in a trailer park. Lack of motivation and resolve will follow and they they'll be on par with us and our administration. If only we could make them stupid too...