Want to hear right-wing talking points garbled, shuffled, and vomited out by ignorant masses in Ohio? Sure you do. And yes, it is worth all 8 minutes of your time.
I don't care who you're voting for, but know what the fuck you're talking about.
My favorites? Buddhists coming into the country to take our freedoms and Meatloaf's sweaty near-seizure.
If you haven't yet voted, make it out tomorrow. If for no other reason than to make these people very, very sad.
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