Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Verizon Phone Sex One-Hump Chump

From Chicago:
Joseph Vaccarelli, 45, of Nutley, N.J. made approximately 5,000 calls, resulting in 45,000 minutes of call time, Bergen County Prosecutor John L. Molinelli said in a news release.
Do the math and ...wait for it:

Mr. V lasts only 9 minutes without a woman in the room.

Then again, if he's part of the Verizon network, it may have been a speakerphone orgy with him getting a reach-around from the Can You Hear Me Now guy.

1 comment:

Freida Bee said...

This is Cause for Concern indeed! What is he going to do in jail without his phone sex?