Tuesday, March 31, 2009

ShamWow: You'll Say "Hooker, Gimmie My Fucking Tongue Back" Every Time

The Smoking Gun is my hero today.

You know Vince from ShamWow, right? How about a refresher on the mug:

Vince from ShamWow

Wait! Holy asshats, Vince? Why do you look so disheveled?

Turns out that Vince picked up this girl:

Vince's Shamwow hooker

Wait! Why does she look like that?

Can I tell the fucking story? Cause ya know we can't do this all day.

Vince was propositioned by the girl above, took her back to his hotel, gave her $1000, and apparently at first kiss, she clamped down on his tongue which prompted him to struggle and then repeatedly beat her about the face and head at which point she finally let go. Vince ran down to the lobby, bleeding, cops got involved, and they were both stitched and booked. Not surprisingly, it appears they were both drunk.

Ah, Vince, 15 minutes can be so short. Ya won't find Billy Mays whoring it up like that.

5 comments:

Jennifer Hugon said...

Holy.... wow.

I don't think I'll ever be able to look at infomercials the same again.

Anonymous said...

You won't find Billy Mays doing anything.

Ricky Shambles said...

Haha. Nice Anon. Obviously this was back in March, but I'd say that by the pills-n-coke tox screen of BM there may still be some residual twitching going on.

wth said...

He paid $1000 for THAT? Looks like the scammer got scammed himself this time.

Ricky Shambles said...

no doubt, wth.