You know Vince from ShamWow, right? How about a refresher on the mug:
Wait! Holy asshats, Vince? Why do you look so disheveled?
Turns out that Vince picked up this girl:
Wait! Why does she look like that?
Can I tell the fucking story? Cause ya know we can't do this all day.
Vince was propositioned by the girl above, took her back to his hotel, gave her $1000, and apparently at first kiss, she clamped down on his tongue which prompted him to struggle and then repeatedly beat her about the face and head at which point she finally let go. Vince ran down to the lobby, bleeding, cops got involved, and they were both stitched and booked. Not surprisingly, it appears they were both drunk.
Ah, Vince, 15 minutes can be so short. Ya won't find Billy Mays whoring it up like that.
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Holy.... wow.
I don't think I'll ever be able to look at infomercials the same again.
You won't find Billy Mays doing anything.
Haha. Nice Anon. Obviously this was back in March, but I'd say that by the pills-n-coke tox screen of BM there may still be some residual twitching going on.
He paid $1000 for THAT? Looks like the scammer got scammed himself this time.
no doubt, wth.
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