Thursday, October 14, 2010

Hannity Blurb

Just before Sean Hannity busted into his on-air pimping of LegalZoom.com, he blurted out: "Ah, profit, a horrible word except for those of us who believe in freedom!"

Dear Sean: You have built such a meandering level of logic on which you make basic assumptions and connections that sometimes a single sentence comes out making so little sense that it sounds like a bizzare child's concoction, like "Chocolate in my ears tastes like bananas, plastic face!"


Sidenote: Caveat Emptor on anything shilled by right wing radio. Legal Zoom may be a help to some folks, but - for example - the minimum fee charged to help form an LLC is $99 (it goes up to $359) + state fee. But in Ohio, it already costs $125 to form an LLC, and by "form" I mean fill out about 5 lines of information and send a check to the state. What the hell are they charging for?

Okay, so secondary note on shilling: Carbonite costs about $55/yr and uses up bandwidth on your internet connection and only goes as fast as your upload speed (basically takes lots of time and makes your system slow), but you can get a solid Terabyte drive (That's 1,000 GB or 1,000,000 MB) for about $100 and if the internet's down, you have control and ownership of that drive.

And don't even get me started on Goldline. Seriously, if you don't know how Glenn Beck is raping his listeners with that, look it up. It'll make you really mad.

5 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hmmmm, sounds like the right-wing secular TV host equivilent of right-wing religious TV evangelicals fleecing their sheeple. Coincidence?

Liberality said...

In the name of profit lying, greed, and avarice are all allowed. it is not surprising that that is their true religion.

Murr Brewster said...

I vote we set Mr. Hannity free. I vote we suspend him over a dry well first.

Randal Graves said...

What have you got against Carbonite? Lighten up, Han Solo.

Ricky Shambles said...

Debra & Lib - Yes! Preaching altruism as they carve away your flesh for profit.

Murr - Haha!

Randal - "I do not want the Emperor's prize damaged. We will test it on Captain Solo." Guinea pig is no sweet spot :)