Friday, January 14, 2011

O'Reilly's Prince of Peace of Tides

Did you guys catch this one?

About 1:50 Bill O'Reilly washes up on the beach when he equates the tides to an unexplainable mystery of God. (Note: tidal forces are caused by the moon. It's science!)

At 2:40, world-traveled man of mystery has "never" seen a Christian sign on the side of the road referring to hell. Damn, you think he'd see one even if he never ventured outside of Fox studios.

Here's just one example, Bill-O. You can find this one in a field on the eastern side of I-71 between Columbus and Cincinnati (travelling north it displays the 10 commandments).

And that concludes today's lesson. Now drop to your knees and pray to the invisible man in the sky.

1 comment:

Lemmy Caution said...

I'm here in Ohio as well. I literally can't travel 10 miles on any highway around my house without seeing a sign like that one. They aren't as BIG as that one, but they are all over the place.

Oh yeah, and O'Reilly is a douche. He's been using that "tides go in, tides go out" line for years now. Apparantly he's oblivious to how dumb it makes him sound.