Cause For Concern: The Bro/Brah Douchebaggery Ascendancy

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

(by me)

Debra She Who Seeks said...: If I never hear any guy say "bro/brah" again, it will be too friggin soon.; 10:54 PM
that girl said...: we've been pondering Bro Culture up here in the Cleve. This helps us greatly with our research. You're the best.; 8:17 PM
Ricky Shambles said...: Debra- Amen, but expect too friggin soon too friggin soon.

thatgirl- I'm happy to contribute. This is but a scaled-down version that does not include the Collar-poppin' Index or the Booze Relationship [f(x) = x^(1 + (n/2))] where x is douchebaggery and n = number of drinks (n, of course, is automatically doubled for shots of Jagermeister, tripled for Jagerbombs). I figured including all possible variables would result in an absurdly complex matrix that might obscure the basic message.; 3:28 PM
Pow pow brah brosphus said...: Can u make a douchbaggery chart explaining how lame ur life is if you sit around making pointless graphs. U should be out shreddin the nar and hiiting those fresh pow pow lines bro. Brah :>); 4:58 PM