Wednesday, August 05, 2009

In Short: Bill Clinton Brings the Beef

How fucking amazing was it that the whole fucking world is pissing up Kim Jong Il's communist ceremonial robe about the American reporters sentenced to years of hard labor and Bill Clinton shows up to the party, a walking monument to American cajones, probably jokes with Kim, punches him in the arm, passes on a Lewinsky cigar, watches a porno, and North Korea lets the journalists go.

The right barely had time to fart afoul of the visit before the release happened. They're already back with their families!

Screw that talk about W. Bubba got some swagger and he ain't afraid to use it.

3 comments:

Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I totally agree with you and I posted about this topic this morning. Clinton is the shit! Big Dog went in there and bitch slapped himself some N. Korea. Sure the state department did all the heavy lifting but that magnificent bayou bastard took the ball in the rest of the way.

Megan said...

Aw yeah. Me loves me some Bill.

Well, I would, if he asked me.

Ricky Shambles said...

Cal - your post was great.

Megan - I think I would if he asked me.