This morning I woke up in a state. Grumpy. Angry. Well...hungover a bit to tell you the truth. It was 5:30am. But worse off for the media I imbued during the first 30 minutes of my morning.
I saw the Orbitz Valet commercial. And that killed me. Originally, it went like this:
"Ah, the Hernandez ...'s ...ez"
Brilliant! Hilarious! But apparently someone phoned in and pissed in someone's ear and the commercial I saw this morning went "Ah, the Hernandez's."
Who the fuck ruined that comedy moment? Fuck them!
And then I turned the channel to Headline News and caught the end of a story of some foul, stupid shit where the reporter stated:
"Some Santas are dropping their jokes that bad kids will be getting socks for Christmas. The kids are actually asking for socks in this economy, not video game systems, asking for library cards..."
Asking for library cards? What the fuck place do they live in? What the fuck kids are they talking about? Where did they find the humility that they're reporting on?
What kid is humble to ask for socks? Even if they're barefoot, they're still asking for a fucking Xbox360, begging for a PS3, living on the dream of a DSi. Most kids would eat cardboard while standing barefoot on glass to play a solid video game system.
NO ONE IS ASKING FOR FUCKING SOCKS!
What kid is asking Santa for a fucking library card? THEY'RE FREE!!! Kick Santa in the nads and ask Mom or Dad to take you to the library for your FREE fucking card!
Jeez. Sorry. It was a bad morning.
Continue rocking. Nothing to see here...
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They made up that library card crap. I don't know of a single public library in the United States that charges for a card.
Geez, even when pointing out the septic tank that is the economy, they make stuff up, when Satan knows they don't have to.
What Randal said...
BTW, everybody is entitled to wake up bitching occasionally.
It's therapeutic.
;)
Thanks!
Oh, I'm so going to be a mess tomorrow...
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