Friday, November 14, 2008

Jesus Jokes II

A crowd is gathering. A woman is screaming. They are pulling her to a post in the middle of the square, all of them collecting stones.

As they bind her to the post in the middle of the town, Jesus steps up, saying "You without sin cast the first stone."

Silence.

Then, out of the back of the crowd, a stone whirs forward and strikes the woman dead.

Jesus looks around and says "Damn it, Ma, sometimes you really piss me off!"

1 comment:

Kold_Kadavr_flatliner said...

I have this to say and I ain't gonna go away. Most of U.S. have no bawls. Read the signs of the times! God's a concrete, kick-ass reality! GOD BLESSA YOUSE -Fr. Sarducci, SNL