Little Shambles: There's a rumor going around about Bob and Sally, but I don't think it's true.
Me: Yeah?
LS: Yeah, everyone's talking about it.
Me (throwing out the inevitable): Is it that they're having sex?
LS: No, people are saying Sally gave Bob a blow job and I totally don't think it's true.
Me: Wow. Well remember that if you ever have any questions....
LS: I know, Dad.
Synopsis: My daughter is in 7th grade and today was the first time I've ever heard her say "blow job."
**shivers**
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