Friday, May 08, 2009

Martin Jetpack: 90 Seconds of Untouchable Awesome

That's right folks, not for another year or so:

I keep thinking he's going to land feet first with the momentum still carrying the pack forward as the engine throttle is released, crushing him into meatbag mash.

Of course, then he would re-animate and we'd have a jet-pack zombie, which is deliciously horrifying.


Randal Graves said...

Very cool (the jet pack, and the idea of jet pack-wearin' zombie hordes) but given that this is Murka, I can't help but envision lazy bums taking their jet pack to the convenient store a block away to snag a gallon of milk.

Ricky Shambles said...

At a quarter million per, I'm guessing the hordes of poop-sockers won't be slogging it to the UDF.

And the zombies in them are more shooting target annoyances than anything; how does a brain-hungry monster toggle the controls just so to feast on brains? I think that might be beyond their capabilities.

Might be a great zombie film kitch: "OMG, flying zombies!" Crash, crash, crash...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I am always asking - "Where is MY jet pack bitches?" So if I see any zombies wearing one I have no problem taking it from him - you can hose zombie mush off most anything if you get to it before it dries...but that is just common sense.