Monday, January 17, 2011

Sarah Palin Battle Hymn

This will pain your heart, soul, and mind. I'm sorry, but it must be seen.



She's a cold blast from Alaska
Ingrained with common sense
She's not a Harvard lawyer
But she knew what the Founders meant
A cold blast from the north
That freezes Congress in their tracks
With God and the Tea Party
She's gonna take it back

[Chorus]
Sarah Palin, she won't listen to their bunk
Sarah Palin's comin' south to hunt some skunk
Sarah Palin, she'll throw them all in jail
And when she gets to Washington
It'll be cold as hell

Sarah has the wisdom
To walk through an open door
She is stomping out the wretches
Where the evil lines are stored
She will scrub the floors and sweep the riff raff into cracks
With God and the Tea Party
She's gonna take it back

[Chorus]

[Spoken]
Congress patted themselves on the back
For some new bill they just passed
I watch as my freedom slowly runs through an hourglass
They think they spend our money better than we do
But they can talk until they're blue and old
'Cause if they ever gave us anything
They always wanted something in return
Sarah knows.

Sarah's marching home


(h/t Crooks & Liars)


YouTube says our vocalist is Gary McVay, which might be the owner of Gloryland Recording Studio and while I'm guessing it's not, wouldn't it be funny if writer Tom Dempsey way actually MO State Senator Tom Dempsey?


UPDATE: If you want to see some crazy, check out Ralph's comment. If you want to see a whole tub of batshit nutty going back to '06, click the link to his blog. It's not gimmicky or infuriating, simply incoherent insanity.

7 comments:

Silliyak said...

I can't do it. I just can't.

thatgirl said...

I couldn't listen to it either, but it's probably along the same lines as the Clinton-era terrible country music (complete with drum machine) that I heard in the car of parents' friends who really seemed to think that Clintonista martial law was going to rule the land come Y2K...

Yeesh.

Ricky Shambles said...

Silliyak, thatgirl- I don't blame you; it's terrible. And not even so terrible you must see it, but so terrible it could ruin your day.

Pearl said...

Couldn't go there, although I now feel a bit queasy, so I suspect I got the effect of having gone there...

Pearl

Ralph said...

SARAH!!!!!

PLEASE DON’T BACKSLIDE INTO POPERY!!!!!!

PLEASE DO NOT EXTINGUISH THE FLAME OF THE DEBORAH ANOINTING!!!!

DON’T EAT THE COOKIE!!!!!!

PLEASE CALL THE
AMERICAPHILE COUNSELING HOTLINE FOR PRAYER AND WISE COUNSEL!!!! (THE NUMBER HAS BEEN LEFT WITH FAIR & BALANCED FOX NEWS IN NEW YORK CITY !!!!)

Ricky Shambles said...

Pearl- yep, a lesser version, like a whiff of vomit as opposed to the aftertaste.

Ralph- You're full of crazy, man.

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