Note: I've spent time in LA, have a brother who lives there. And many - MANY - of the people who live there are solid, reasonable, interesting folks. These were not two of those folks.
Also note: these quotes are all from the guy because the gal didn't say much in the presence of Director Diarrhea-Mouth and are not exact, but all real.
Dude looked like Joaquin Phoenix all hairy, though he was better-groomed, wore a vest, and a scarf, and an overly-trying trendy jacket.
- Producers? They make people comfortable.
- You have a yoga physique.
- I love it! (repeat 50 times)
- Yeah, I climbed Mt. Whitney with that guy. [Mt. Whitney is the tallest mountain in the 48 contig at 14.5k feet.]
- OMG the Spider-Cam [Can-Am Spider] is a beautiful machine.
- So I go back in the sauna then the shower and back - when ya go from hot to cold like that your body makes amazing noises. AMAZING!
- Evolutionarily speaking, yoga is the BEST thing for you.
- You know, the Scandinavians invented sauna.
- (Suicide Story) He's like barfing on my hand and I told him to call 911. ...in a weird psych unit - all dark - and they wouldn't let me in, but someone came through the door and I snuck in and I saw [Jim] on a gurney in the hall - alive. And I say "We can fix this." And I'm with a chick, so...
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Did you manage not to laugh while you were listening?
Reminds me of an old joke. How do you say "F**K You" in Southern Calif? "Let's do lunch"
Debra- It was difficult and I did audibly chuckle a couple times but I was staring at my phone so, you know, text or something. :)
Silliyak- HA!
I feel like I need to point out that that is specifically LA douchery, not California in general. You wouldn't hear shit like that in SF or Berkeley. Or Fresno, for that matter.
Prof- I suspected as much. I've only heard that bullshittery in LA. Move as close as San Diego and it disappears.
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