Saturday, March 29, 2008

G4: Morgan Webb or Olivia Munn?

I've been privy to the joys of the G4 channel for only about 8 months, but oh, joys there are. My two favorite shows on the deliciously hip/techie/nerdy channel are X-Play (although I preferred the simplicity of the old, game-core, version before the G4 powers that be decided that is should be a mini-AOTS) and Attack of the Show.

Some (stereotypical) men love Pamela Anderson or are hot on Catherine Zeta Jones. As far as movies go, I'm enamored with Christina Ricci. But we're talking about G4, and I don't think anyone, stereotypical or not, can argue with the delicious gamer and tech intellect paired with smokin' hot looks of Morgan Webb and Olivia Munn.

Morgan Webb and Olivia Munn Half Naked

And I can't even remotely decide.

Could I have left the Webb/Munn question alone? Could I have posted images that were respectable as opposed to the FHM/Maxim/Whatever layouts? Sure. But then it wouldn't be as hot.

As the construct of my sentences reflects, the hottest thing about these women is their brains. Their penchant for tech. But being easy on the eyes doesn't hurt either.

What're your thoughts?

UPDATE: Taking into account a level of respect for these women, here they are sans exploitation, avec their respective co-hosts (see comments for full 'splainin'):

Morgan Webb on X Play


Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show

Ladies, please allow me to make some sort of amends for this phallocentric post: My eye candy and yours, David Duchovny.

David Duchovny is friggin Hot

...and for Frieda Bee: it's pretty difficult to find David Duchovny in his skivvies. Actually, damn near impossible. This is about as close as it gets.

Fox Mulder on Simpsons

20 comments:

Jennyfur said...

Stay away from my girlfriend!! Keep your paws off my Olivia!

Although, I do have to say that photo is most certainly "enhanced." One of the things I love about her is her "Non-Model/Hollywood" image. She is easily identified with and as such is even hotter. Stupid Maxim/Whatever...

Um... so I guess it's pretty apparent my vote is for Olivia. I have serious girl crush. Nothing against Morgan, she's cool as hell too, but I think they try too hard to create a hottie image with her.

angry ballerina said...

Ok, forgive me but the things I would do...the things...i would....do.....

Anonymous said...

olivia is one fiesty-fine chicky--especially since morgan has no spine and has recently wilted to the hollywood image hounds.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Oh dude, it's Olivia Munn all the way. That other chick is actually a dude. I'm pissed at G4 for moving AOTS from it's 11 PM time slot. I loved watching it at that time. Olivia forever!

Tom Donald said...

You're claiming to respect these women's professional abilities, but you pick photos which make them look stupid!
Seems like sexism to me... But of course in Europe we are a little less obsessed with sex, because we actually do it so very much more.
Cheers!
Tom

Ricky Shambles said...

Great comments! I personally am on the fence: there's something about Morgan that brings her right to par with Olivia - no, monkey, she's not a dude - although I dislike the "prettied up" image that took place concomitantly with the X Play image makeover. Sometimes jeans and a vintage tee are much, much hotter than a skirt and lip gloss.

ballerina - I understand.

tom - I used the "sexy" pictures for two reasons: better responses to my blog and basic availability; it's actually mildly difficult to find non-half-naked images of these two ladies. However, I did, and added them in their true environments.

Yes, there is an irony in my respect vs. choice of pictures. And then there's this: I constantly blog about world events and politics and other important issues, but this post is the most heavily-commented in months. Keep 'em coming. Cheers!

Freida Bee said...

Well, then I guess it's ok. Did you not have one with him more scantily clad? That would have made it even more ok.

Freida Bee said...

Excellent!

Thank you!

crsport24 said...

I WANT OLIVIA AND MORGAN BOTH THE SAME AND THATS THE ABSOLUTE MOST EVER!!!!!OLIVIA SEEMS MORE OF A SASSY AND SEXY GIRL THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO TAKE HOME ON A DARK SEMI RAINY NIGHT TO TAKE HOME AND DO ALL TYPES OF SEXY THINGS TO AND/OR FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET HER HOME WHEN ITS JUST THE TWO OF YOU THERE AT HOME/ROOM BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG CUZ MORGAN SEEMS THE SAME WAY BUT OLIVIA JUST(TO ME AT LEAST)SEEMS MORE LIKE THAT SHE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR/TO YOU THOUGH.BUT ANYWAYS THOUGH BACK TO THE QUESTION AT HAND....I THINK I WOULD CHOOSE OLIVIA MUNN OVER MORGAN WEBB BUT LIKE I SAID THOUGH HAVING THE BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME WOULD BE THE GREATEST EVER THOUGH BUT IF I ONLY HAD THE ABILITY TO CHOOSE ON OF THEM I WOULD OLIVIA MUNN BUT THEN AGAIN WOULD STILL CHOOSE MORGAN ON THE SIDE THOUGH WHEN I WASN'T WITH OLIVIA MUNN.

Tom Donald said...

us humans are a bit...
hopeless

Anonymous said...

I would take either one (obviously, since I am such a dog) but if I had to just pick one, then Olivia all the way. No doubt. Morgan is okay, definitely wouldn't kick out of bed but Olivia is just so friggin' HOT! I would go down on her for as long as she would let me. Seriously. If she'd let me, i'd eat her cunt for HOURS!

Ricky Shambles said...

Finally, a candid response.

Anonymous said...

I'd love to get to know Morgan,and Olivia. I have visited each on several occasions.
Mind you what I call visiting, the authorities call stalking! Go figure!-Dutch

Master Ackrovan said...

I have to say Morgan. She's got that sexy, sophisticated look that Olivia lacks. Both are really, really hot either way, of course.

- The Great Archon

Ricky Shambles said...

Thank you Master A. I do agree that when I originally posted, Morgan was my pick, and still probably is, despite the glam makeover that came with the show revamp. I guess I know that camo-clad vixen is still in there somewhere.

Anonymous said...

OLIVIAAAAAA!! i love atos becuz its actually jokes n not solely becuz of munn...and i think Tom Donald is kinda ghey lol

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Anonymous said...

I think that it is somewhat funny that Tom, from one of the earlier comments, said that Europeans have sex more because they actually brought that up on an episode of Olivia's show fairly recently. They said that the Europeans have more sex while the Americans have more gun play and such.

I think they're both hot though.

Unknown said...

Olivia is super average you can walk to your local walmart and see that..but Morgan is straight model material...tall long legs sexy...something you don't see everyday...

POLITICK hunter said...

Olivia is super average you can walk to your local walmart and see that..but Morgan is straight model material...tall long legs sexy...something you don't see everyday...