Wednesday, January 05, 2011

In Short: Republican Humor & Muslims

Rut-rho! Human Events has launched its 365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy (from book by James Delingpole). Awww, based on how humor and conservatives have mixed in the past (oil and water), this is gonna be good.
Pop 'round to your nearest extremist mosque with a bottle of Pepsi. Say to the Imam:

"Look I know you guys say you love death more than you love this stuff. But have a sip—you might just change your mind."

Hahaha. Wait. WTF? What does that even mean?

But they did get one thing right: Blatant examples of ignorance and intolerance drive me crazy.

I guess I'll be getting one of these every day. I'll pass on any others of note.

UPDATE: Huge thanks to On Smash in comments for giving us a nice reference simultaneously explaining #5 and proving how fact-deficient conservatives are.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

I don't get it.

Pearl said...

Wait. Muslims would rather die than have a carbonated sugared drink?

Is that right?

MAN. I gotta get educated!


On Smash said...

there's this

Betty C. said...

Thank you for your comment on my blog. I was just curious how you found me -- have our blogging paths crossed before?

Ricky Shambles said...

Debra- yeah, me neither.

Pearl- I think I was sick that day too.

Smash- Wow! Thanks. Another excellent example of how Republicans suck at both facts and the internet.

Betty- Hopped over from a comment at Randal's place. Thanks for stopping by :)

Zaki said...

Great post, Ricky...gave you a shout-out on my site:

BTW, follow me on Twitter! @zakiscorner

Betty C. said...

I thought about that later. Ohio, politics, Randal's...

Frank Provasek said...
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Ricky Shambles said...

Zaki- Thanks for the shout. More horror to come. And absurdly-ignored follow remedied. I'm on it!

Betty- Certainly.

Redacted- I got your original post via email alert, and it was wonderful, even delicious. Please, share again with us!

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