Bush, Sarkozy Get ...Kozy

On Saturday, Bush met with French President Nicolas "Nikki" Sarkozy in Kennebunkport where they shared a "heart-to-heart," a boat ride, chatted about invading Iran, and "totally slammed that wussy Chriac cause he loves terrorists and hates freedom." Bush then greeted reporters with the double-thumb-and-forefinger "W," violently sniggered, and skipped arm-in-arm with Sarkozy all the way to a shed, behind which they showed each other their privates and did a cross-tinkle.

How quickly we go from "Freedom Fries" to "Gay for France."

The internets agrees. Unaltered screenshot from Yahoo News's story Bush, Sarkozy hail strong US-France bond